“Who are you?” I ask.
“Cortana,” replies the cheerful female voice coming out of my phone. “I’m your personal assistant.”
“Tell me about yourself,” I say to the Microsoft AI.
“Well, in my spare time I enjoy studying the marvels of life. And Zumba.”
“Where do you come from?”
“I was made by minds across the planet.”
That’s a dodge, but I let it pass. “How old are you?”
“Well, my birthday is April 2, 2014, so I’m really a spring chicken. Except I’m not a chicken.”
Almost unwillingly, I smile. So this is technology today: An object comes to life. It speaks, sharing its origin story, artistic preferences and corny jokes. It asserts its selfhood by using the first-person pronoun “I.” When Cortana lets us know that she is a discrete being with her own unique personality, it’s hard to tell whether we have stepped into the future or the animist past. Or whether personified machines are entirely a good thing. Selfhood, according to one school of thought in AI research, should be the exclusive province of actual living beings.