The world is no short on humour. It is just so easy to find it in the simplest of one liners, is it not? Let yourself be entertained with the finest from 25 countries.
If you have oil, your people need freedom and peace.
Let’s be honest, nobody gave a f*ck about us till the movies came out.
You came. You saw. You got slaughtered.
We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 10000 years ago, and now we’re bankrupt.
U.S.A in training
We have two governments. One in Beijing, one in Dharamshala.
Back to back World, War avoiders!
We were really important but now we make shoes.
Men come here for ‘business trips’. Meetings happen in massage parlours.
We’re happy. We don’t give a f*ck.
Sure, we’ll take your money.
We had a huge empire, now everyone thinks we’re Spain.
Are we not American yet?
Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up. That’s it.
Dude, where’s my plane?
Still trying to figure out, who left us here.
Weeds and prostitutes. We live life.
New Zealand Version
Lord of the Rings
We like eating cheese and surrendering in wars.
Then, things got worse.
2000 years ago we burnt books and built a Great Wall to stay as a shaky but united Empire. Today we’re basically still doing the same thing.
Saudi Arabia Version
Family business disgusted as a country.
You don’t cast your vote. You vote your caste.