The world is no short on humour. It is just so easy to find it in the simplest of one liners, is it not? Let yourself be entertained with the finest from 25 countries.
USA Version
If you have oil, your people need freedom and peace.
Madagascar Version
Let’s be honest, nobody gave a f*ck about us till the movies came out.
Afghanistan Version
You came. You saw. You got slaughtered.
Greece Version
We did a bunch of sh*t for mankind 10000 years ago, and now we’re bankrupt.
Australia Version
U.S.A in training
Tibet Version
We have two governments. One in Beijing, one in Dharamshala.
Sweden Version
Back to back World, War avoiders!
Italy Version
We were really important but now we make shoes.
Thailand Version
Men come here for ‘business trips’. Meetings happen in massage parlours.
Bhutan Version
We’re happy. We don’t give a f*ck.
Switzerland Version
Sure, we’ll take your money.
Portugal Version
We had a huge empire, now everyone thinks we’re Spain.
Canada Version
Are we not American yet?
Greenland Version
Once upon a time, a couple of people just showed up. That’s it.
Malaysia Version
Dude, where’s my plane?
Mongolia Version
Still trying to figure out, who left us here.
Netherlands Version
Weeds and prostitutes. We live life.
New Zealand Version
Lord of the Rings
France Version
We like eating cheese and surrendering in wars.
Poland Version
Goddamn Neighbours!
Russia Version
Then, things got worse.
China Version
2000 years ago we burnt books and built a Great Wall to stay as a shaky but united Empire. Today we’re basically still doing the same thing.
Saudi Arabia Version
Family business disgusted as a country.
India Version
You don’t cast your vote. You vote your caste.
[Source: Quora]
